In the deep, deep ocean, yes the deepest part, is a land inhabited by loony

little critters known as lint bunnies. They are typically made of dust, but (in this land)

they are made of lint tossed out from little boys’ belly buttons. They are loony due to

not being made of the right material (lint instead of dust). They’re typically missing

one half of their ear, have an ‘X’ for one eye, a little beady eye, and an always

foaming—with chocolate syrup— mouth with vampiric fangs.


         Habiting in a small cottage house off the shore of Coral Cove lived a young boy

named Colin. One day, Colin was playing video games when his belly button itched.

He reached down and gave it a scratch and then, embedded under his nail, was the

meanest lint bunny alive: Butch. Butch was famous for his magic skills and in a POOF,

Colin and Butch space traveled to Lintmopolis. Colin was immediately tied to a giant

lint palm tree and held hostage by a bunch of lint bunnies with lint swords. He was

scared that he would never see his mommy and daddy again!


          As they climbed up his body and prepared for their fight, Colin gave a mighty

scream. Five seconds later, Samuel the Great arrived on his sterling gray lint pony.

“O gee, my life will be saved!” screamed Colin in glee. The mighty Samuel the Great

fought Butch until the mean little lint ball and his army ran away in fear. Colin picked

up Samuel the Great and said, “Thank you. Thank you, for saving my life! Can you

send me back home, kind sir?” “Of course I can,” Samuel replied and sent him on his

way. “I’ve been there once, and I’ll never go back,” said Colin at the end of the day.